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December 04, 2008 11:11 AM EST -- Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. . . . more
Idea: Author Unknown
by Craig Olson
views: 59 | rating: 10 | comments: 17
November 23, 2008 02:26 PM EST -- Simple, But A Great Idea! Not my idea but it's a great one. Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their special interest sponsors. more
English (Author Unknown)
by Craig Olson
views: 15 | rating: 7 | comments: 5
November 16, 2008 01:41 PM EST -- THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY... .( as well as the idiosyncrasies of English) 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. . . . more
November 08, 2007 08:18 AM EST --    I won't issue the obvious disclaimer about who, or what, I do or don't consider ignorant and stupid here, those that know me, and agree, don't need one, and the ones that don't  . . . more
November 10, 2007 11:24 PM EST -- PRICELESS!!!!!! Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned . . . more
ImpugnMENt Of Turkeys
by Syed Naami
views: 94 | rating: 10 | comments: 54
November 21, 2007 01:19 AM EST -- Colorado the largest habitat of turkeys in the whole USA. A huge rabble MEN t of turkeys gathered somewhere in a forest of Las Animas to run a move MEN t against the tor MEN t killing of innocent turkeys . . . more
September 22, 2008 08:57 PM EDT -- Subject: The Gynecologist who became a Mechanic    The Gynecologist who became a Mechanic  A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO  Paperwork, . . . more
November 17, 2007 04:16 PM EST --   If I were a turkey at thanksgiving   I'd be looking for a place to hide   I'd be dying my wattle   I don't even want to think about . . . more
Aging
by Craig Olson
views: 45 | rating: 8.9 | comments: 7
April 05, 2008 12:29 PM EDT -- George Carlin on aging!   (Absolutely Brilliant) George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? . . . more
May 09, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --   I worked   for   half those people and worked   with   the other half.   They Walk Among Us and Many Work  Retail I was at the . . . more
May 16, 2008 01:16 PM EDT --   The author, who was probably a Qantas employee, had a good reason to be anonymous. He probably would have been fired if he got caught writing this. Remember it takes a college degree to fly . . . more
First Grade Logic
by Craig Olson
views: 50 | rating: 10 | comments: 7
June 11, 2008 10:20 AM EDT -- I didn't like the one about Stevie Wonder, but the rest of them were funny. I left the Stevie Wonder one in case others have a different taste. I am a Stevie Wonder fan. 1st Grade Logic   . . . more
July 25, 2008 01:26 PM EDT -- _Never Argue with a Woman_ One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. . . . more
The ClAIRvoyant (PPOW)
by Elsie Duggan
views: 83 | rating: 10 | comments: 56
November 12, 2007 02:09 AM EST --   I'm a known cl air voyant, t hroughout this f air land of ours   Do not desp air I am not unf air , f or I can read the stars   You can ask . . . more
November 24, 2007 02:01 PM EST --   Just look up there tonight, see in the sky   Can't you just see it, with the stars twinkling nearby   It's the big full moon, yep tonights the night . . . more
July 25, 2008 01:14 PM EDT -- This is a terrible joke, but it was so funny that I had to post it.                                                                                 . . . more
August 24, 2008 12:49 PM EDT -- Pasta Diet The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!! 1. You walka pasta da bakery. 2. You walka pasta da candy store. 3. You walka pasta da ice cream . . . more
May 30, 2008 10:19 AM EDT -- JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit . . . more
Funny Quotations
by Craig Olson
views: 37 | rating: 9 | comments: 14
July 31, 2008 10:55 AM EDT -- Some old, some new and some just way to funny.   1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' . . . more
Dream Degree (TWC)
by Elsie Duggan
views: 69 | rating: 10 | comments: 56
November 10, 2007 01:02 AM EST --   While lying in your bed at night   and knowing you are asleep   after praying to the lord above   that if you die, your soul he'll keep . . . more
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